Funny meanings....must read. > CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool atthe other! > MARRIAGE: It's an agreementwherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's. > CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. > CONFERENCE ROOM: A placewhere everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end. > SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! >YAWN: The only opportunitysome married men ever get to open their mouths. > EXPERIENCE: The name mengive to their mistakes. > DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell insuch a way that you actually look forward to the trip. > OPTIMIST: A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway: "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" > BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. > POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidenceafterward. > DOCTOR: A person who killsyour ills with pills and later with his bills....